Sheldon the Gnome creates Mt. Gnomemore…..the initial sketch
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Cautionary Montana Tale via Gnomes
Public service announcement of the weekend:
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Don’t stare at gnomes and drive. This could happen to you in Billings, Montana.
Your trusty travel gnome,
Sheldon
Sheldon sketches out Mt. Gnomemore
Howdy, fellow travellers! I read another gnome blog awhile back that boasted of glorious heads carved into rocks. Naturally, I assumed they were gnome sculptures. I walked my weary ceramic feet over a thousand miles to Mount Rushmore just to see this supposed gnomish phenomenon.
I must say I’m disappointed. Dead white human dudes` heads? Really America, really!? Is that all you’ve got?
The highlight of my trip was meeting a pink monkey. She was a tourist as well and pretty sweet for a little fuzzy creature. There were not any humans watching the dead sculpture heads though, which I found terribly ironic.
Oh well. As. Travelling gnome, I make the best out of every travel situation. I even had a chance to create an original Sheldon work of art. I sketched out Mt. Gnomemore and I plan to make it a reality.
Mark my words.
Until my next adventure report…
Sheldon the Gnome
Bluegrass Gnome Band in Boulder!
Well hey there. Just your favorite Amish Meth Lab musician here with a breaking news update!
A band of bluegrass gnomes is playing in Boulder, Colorado tomorrow. They’re great friends of ours and call themselves The Gnome Addicts. It’s a wonder how more of you out there reading there aren’t gnome addicts yourselves.
Or maybe you are. Are you addicted to us?
Anyhoo, if you’re in the Boulder area or if you are really into bluegrass and don’t mind a long commute, go check ’em out tomorrow! By buying a ticket, you’re helping restore the Nomad Theater because all ticket proceeds go towards the restoration. Pretty rad, eh?
Show starts at 6:30….see ya there!
Banjos 4 life,
McCartney The Gnome and Amish Meth Lab founder
See! The Travelocity Gnome is a Good Dude After All (so stop yo’ hatin’)
The Travelocity Roaming Gnome Donates Great Gnome Nabbing Stakeout Car to Texans Can Academies’ Cars For Kids Charity Auction
DALLAS, March 26, 2013 /PRNewswire/ — Texans Can Academies , a nonprofit charter high school organization serving at-risk youth, recently accepted the 1987 Chevrolet Caprice Classic automobile used by the Travelocity Roaming Gnome as his stakeout car in the Great Gnome Nabbing campaign. The stakeout car was driven by the Roaming Gnome through Dallas and New York City on the lookout for travelers to choose as the winner for an around the world trip.
Since returning to Texas, the Roaming Gnome’s car has been vacationing at Travelocity headquarters in Southlake. Company leaders decided to continue the car’s mission of good works by donating it to Dallas-based non-profit charity auction group, Cars for Kids.
Cars for Kids is a 501(c)3 tax exempt organization benefiting Texans Can Academies and is the only car donation program in Texas that is operated by the charity it serves. For more information, visit: http://www.texanscan.org or http://www.carsforkids.org.
The proceeds from the weekly auctions support more than 7,000 students at the ten Texans Can Academies working to earn their high school diplomas. The nonprofit believes helping these students receive a strong education is critical to breaking the cycle of inter-generational poverty and illiteracy.
Just sharing the love,
Kamikaze The Gnome
Photo credit: TEXANS CAN ACADEMIES