Leave it to the UK to crank out awesome headlines like “Gnomes in police custody after night-time adventure.”
Apparently, someone was driving around the Banff area with 33 gnomes and some other miscellaneous lawn ornaments in the back of a van. The driver was pulled over (for some reason?) and the gnomes were identified as those belonging to residents of the Aberdeenshire area.
What a joyride!
Scotland’s favorite schoolboy, Oor Wullie, was joyriding along with the renegade gnomes as well. A schoolboy….what fun! The gnomes are believed to have been taken from local residences between Wednesday and Thursday this week.
If you’re missing a gnome or know someone who is, The Courier newspaper may be able to get you reconnected. Send an email over to [email protected] The police could probably use a little help reuniting gnomes with gnome owners too, if you could lend a helping hand.
Keep in mind, this is BREAKING NEWS and we don’t have the full details of the story yet.
- Who IS the driver of the van?
- What IS his/her connection to the gnome community?
- Where were they all going on that joyride?
- Were the gnomes kidnapped or did they leave their homes willingly?
You’d better bet our gnome sleuths are on the case. Tip us off if you hear anything!
Lieutenant SpeakNoGnome, the Gnome