It’s no secret that the UK is THE place to be for all things gnome. Check out a couple blogs from international gnome journalist, Alyssa, to get inspired to a trip across the pond!
Here at The Gnome Abode, we got a guy who was born in 1970. Fips has got nothin’ on Lampy, the oldest known gnome in the world.
Lampy is the only survivor of a set of 21 garden gnomes that were important from Germany to Britain in the 1840s. An eccentric spiritualist, Sir Charles Isham, brought Lampy and his dear brothers over in 1847. They were all made out of terracotta, and the whereabouts of Lampy’s brothers’ remains is a mystery.
Isham’s daughters (who sound like miserable people) hated the gnomes and removed them from their property. But sneaky lil’ Lampy survived! And today, he’s considered to be the oldest garden gnome in the world.
In 1997, Lampy was insured for £1 million, and is estimated to be worth £2 million.
You can see Lampy for yourself inside Lamport Hall in Northamptonshire, where he’s been living for over 125 years.
“In Chelsea Flower Show’s centenary year, I can’t think of anything more fitting than an invite for Lampy,” said Lamport Hall’s assistant property manager, Neil Lyon, before the suprisingly gnome-friendly recent event.
So what’s Lampy up to these days?
Well by golly, he’s the guest of honor at an upcoming cycling race…what else?
Cycle 4 Cynthia is taking place on September 21st to raise money for Cynthia Spencer Hospice and the Northhampton charity, Kidsaid, which supports kids who’ve suffered from bullying and abuse. According to the Northampton Chronicle, participants are being encouraged to dress up like dear ole’ Lampy in his honor!
Cyclists will ride five, 25, or 50 mile routes and yes, there are prizes for best costume!
Neil Lyon, Lamport’s Assistant Property Manager, said: “I’m sure Lampy would be pleased to think that he was playing his small part in helping to raise even more money for this wonderful event and he cant wait to see all those riders with red pointed hats perched on top of their cycle helmets pedal off down the drive.”
If your little gnome legs are up for the challenge, sign up for the race at visit www.cycle4cynthia.com!
And this concludes today’s combined lesson of history and current events.
Oh and happy Labor Day to all our lazy non-working American gnomes 🙂
Sketchy Andy the Gnome
Take a moment out of your drunken Friday stupor to listen to the sirens wailing behind you.
Heh heh made ya look!
That’s probably the Scotch talking. Anyhoo.
Gnomes are being turned into cops, and cops are being turned into gnomes. Or something like that. Police in Durham (UK of course, where else?) have enlisted garden gnomes dressed in uniform to fight crime.
According to a Daily Mail article, a different gnome representing a different crime will be highlighted in the campaign each week. “Although the introduction of the gnomes is light-hearted and a bit of a gimmick it also has a real purpose for us,” said Chief Constable Mike Barton.
So what are the gnomes specifically fighting against? Theft, drunk driving and shoplifting. Road safety, cycle security, and neighborhood watch are also up for grabs.
I also read that a concrete business in Darlington, Dekra Crete, created the cop gnomes for local law enforcement free of charge. Mad props to local potter, Annette Metcalfe, who painted each one by hand.
So keep your eye out for these lil’ buggas if you’re in the area, because if you spot all 10, you might just win a prize!
DISCLAIMER: This is a “nudge nudge wink wink” to American police forces, who are entirely too stuffy for their own dang good. Bring on the gnomes. We know how to start shenanigans, which means we kinda sorta know how to stop ’em.
Stay safe out there, kiddos.
Lieutenant SpeakNoGnome the Gnome, Battalion 36
Gnomes and crafts kinda sorta go hand-in-hand. Wouldn’t you agree?
One group of knitters in the UK have been knitting up naughty gnomes and strategically placing them in the gardens at the Sunnyfield House Community Center. But these are no ordinary gnomes…these are badass gnomes!
Some of them are mooning each other, some are karate chopping each other’s heads off, and others are wearing (gasp!) thongs. Clearly, the Guisborough Knitwits are my kind of crafters!
Apparently, one of the group’s members found a gnome pattern and the other members began interpreting it in different ways, creating super unique gnomes that blew everyone’s mind.
We Drunk Gnomes think these knitted gnomes are awesome, and although our craft skills are undoubtedly sub-par, we still wanna get our hands on that knitting pattern. So after a little online stalking, I uncovered the Guisborough Knitwits Facebook page. Success!
A creepy stranger message has been sent out into the void in hopes of gaining access to this underground naughty knitted gnome world. Fingers crossed!
Tabitha the Gnome
Photo credit: Guisborough Knitwits
Leave it to the UK to crank out awesome headlines like “Gnomes in police custody after night-time adventure.”
Apparently, someone was driving around the Banff area with 33 gnomes and some other miscellaneous lawn ornaments in the back of a van. The driver was pulled over (for some reason?) and the gnomes were identified as those belonging to residents of the Aberdeenshire area.
What a joyride!
Scotland’s favorite schoolboy, Oor Wullie, was joyriding along with the renegade gnomes as well. A schoolboy….what fun! The gnomes are believed to have been taken from local residences between Wednesday and Thursday this week.
If you’re missing a gnome or know someone who is, The Courier newspaper may be able to get you reconnected. Send an email over to [email protected] The police could probably use a little help reuniting gnomes with gnome owners too, if you could lend a helping hand.
Keep in mind, this is BREAKING NEWS and we don’t have the full details of the story yet.
- Who IS the driver of the van?
- What IS his/her connection to the gnome community?
- Where were they all going on that joyride?
- Were the gnomes kidnapped or did they leave their homes willingly?
You’d better bet our gnome sleuths are on the case. Tip us off if you hear anything!
Lieutenant SpeakNoGnome, the Gnome